Friday, May 30, 2003

Time Is Precious

I had a meeting with my project supervisor today at 2.00pm. And guess what? He failed to show. Now we have been meeting at the same time and on the same day for a month now. So its not likely that he forgot. Instead he was probably too busy sitting doing nothing somewhere else. So I have had a twelve mile round trip, 15 minutes trying to get a parking space, got caught in the rain after I eventualy did park the car and walked fifteen minutes to school, then across campus and up two flights of stairs to Ben's office, and the ****** wasn't in. No email or anything to say that he wasn't going to show. And I have now wasted a full hour writing a particularly bitchy email to the fuzzy haired freak and posting this.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Fools Gold

Going out tomorrow night to see a Stone Roses tribute band. Looking forward to it despite the fact that they are a tribute band, and I have my doubts about said 'tribute bands.' But, it will be a good excuse to go out on the lash. And hopefully the music will be cracking.

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Six Feet High And Rising

Vital Statistics...
Weight: 11st 0lb - 69.8kg
Height: 6' 0" - 1.82m
B.M.I: 20 (weight/(kg)/height(m)2)

Monday, May 26, 2003

Fatal Exception - Infinite Loop

Trying to break infinite loops is definetely a pre-midnight activity.
the devils in the details

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException:
at gA.solution.computeExpectedCost(Solution:java:141)
at gA.application.main(Application.java:26)


Answers on a postcard please.

Sunday, May 25, 2003

Some People

Some people need a good hard smack on the mouth.

Saturday, May 24, 2003

Guest Post

This one is from one of my friends, so all credit, and spelling, goes to "joe mangle"....

My favorite character in neighbours is without doubt the man Darcy. after waking up from the disappointment of my beloved celtic loosing out by a baw hair to the potugese freaks, i tuned into the miday soap.
this cheered me up:
toddy and darcy are discussing dee on the sofa
toddy:"Me and Dee had a bit of a barney."
"The whole of Lasiters cld hear."
Darcy: "Yehh, she can be pretty vocal when aroused."

well it made me piss myself, its just the way he comes across as a slightly foolish, dased doctor boy but he puts a lot of thought into his cheeky lines. genius!!!
please identify some more, its just luck i had a pen to write it down cos the short term momory loss usually get the better of me.

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Arachnaphobia

I have a spider that lives in the passenger's side wing mirror of my new car. Every morning there is a new web constructed between the car door and the window. I have decided to name the spider: 'paul ince,' as in an incyie. Now paul-ince is persistent, because everyday I destroy his web, and he clings on when I drive a ton down the bypass and even sticking the hose in the wing mirror doesn't seem to shift him. The wee bugger.

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Your Comments

After checking my mail box for my blog I was somewhat amazed to find four emails from randoms that had found my site. It was a strange feeling, realizing that people i had not shown the site to had actually read its contents. So this post is just a wee summary of there contents. Comments ranged from the good:
Cool blog! I followed the most recently updated link from blogger.com because
the name sounded interesting, and it didn't disappoint. :)

To the giddy heights of:
Dude,
your blogger site is mildly interesting, but you really should learn how to spell.
It would definitely aid in your communication skills. Seriously.
Cheers, restless.

And I stand corrected as apparently..........
I believe EC Brewer said it first. ( With reference to Friday 16th)
And the meaning of life is:
it's 42 come on get it right or the dolphins will come to get u

Monday, May 19, 2003

YOUNG SHE FIRM NUMBA FUKIN WAN!!!

At first when my mate gav sent me this address, I thought its so bad that it has to be a joke. I was sure it was a well crafted piss-take of the highest order. But no, sadly not. A quick look at the photos of the troopz and troopetz is realization that this is indeed very very real. I suggest you take at least five minutes to have a browse.
Central Belt

Went out for the day yesterday, and drove to Stirling, where we walked round the Castle then climbed the Wallace Monument. Then motored to Loch Lomond for a walk along the shore then home to Edinburgh via Glasgow. Class.
Mad Max

You crazshy danish bashtard.

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Tick Tock

One thing that you can be sure of in life, is that time passes.

Friday, May 16, 2003

Vrrrrrrrmmm

Vrrrrrrrrrrmmmm Vrrrmmmmmm Vrm
I have a new car and Iam about to drive it for the first time. Vrrrrmmm
Tongue Tied

Today, at the tender age of 24 and 3/4 I learned how to tie a tie. Who said you cant teach an old dog new tricks.
The Blind Beggar

Quality name. Quality establishment. Quality local.
Corrigan took us to perhaps a new breed of 'urban bar', Edinburgh's only biker pub- The Blind Beggar. Complete with; ten bikes outside, two inches of dust everywhere, broken glass on the window sills, Isle of Man TT posters on the walls and assorted pieces of perfectly polished random bike parts aimlessly scattered about. In addition a mock zimmer frame type contraption in the toilet constructed of half a moped, L plates, stabilizers and zimmer frame. And the jukebox, doesn't even need mentioned. Iam sure all the locals took kindly to us especially when Redpath put on a guiness hat, that he found, and started loudly slagging the place off. Good pintage though. And they sold Niall a carryout after hours.

Thursday, May 15, 2003

My Brain Hurts

I think I think I think to much.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

3.14 - Message To Self

Hmm, Iam beginning to wonder what's the point of my web blog. Its original conception was, and I suppose penultimately still is, to publish my abstracted, distracted and lucid thoughts. But I am increasingly finding myself asking Why? Why bother? From having looked at a whole varietable cornocopia of other peoples sites and witnessed the mundane shite, terrible poems and utter banal banter that said people have chosen to express, to me seems to beggar belief. What I find most tiresome is "dilemas", you know the sort, such as "ohhhh mi god ohh me god i talked to someone else today, and it wasn't on msn", or : "i like x, but z, and y and j said...." Or commets about the weather. Iam fully aware of the "If you dont like it here go fuck yourself" attitude. And fair enough. You play your own tune. However, Iam still left contemplating the point. But then is there a point? This gets me thinking of the Python's 'The Meaning Of Life' and 'The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy', neither of which I have seen recently, or in fact in there entirety, but Iam sure both some up the meaning of life as a number, 32 or 34, or is it 62. It matters not. If the meaning of life it 32 then I dont get it. Maybe, the meaning of life is not entirely clear even if you look at it from a different perspective. Which makes sense. Now, Pi, (3.14345 whatever), the film by the guy who also did 'Requiem For A Dream', is essentially about a scientest/mathematiciam who finds the number that represenst the pattern of life, 3.14. Now, we have a number that not only represents the meaning of life but is also the pattern that causes its apparent generation. And the scientist guy who discovers this number equation, and suffers from headaches, reminds himself of his thoughts by writing messages to himself in the form [time, "Message to self..."]
I suppose then that my posting are messages to myself to remind me what I had thought on that day.
Oh, and by the way, go fuck yourself.


And all the girls said...

he's pretty fly for a white guy.

Monday, May 12, 2003

Haw Hee

HawHee HawHee HawHee HawHee HawHee
My CV

Master of Arts
Mater of Science
Master of None
Masters of the Universe
MASH

Suicide is painless.
Burn

I used to think that I was going to set the world on fire. Now it seems to take all my effort just to stay alight.

Sunday, May 11, 2003

Hail To The King Baby

Heres tae us, Wha's like us,
Damn few, an they're a' deid


Iam currently reading 'How the Scots Invented the Modern World', by Arthur Herman.
"The true story of how Western Europe's poorest nation created our world and everything in it." Funnily enough, written by an American, and not all together subjective, but interesting none-the-less.
GMT

Not content with bastardising (sic. bastardizing) our language Americans have also taken it upon themselves to rearrange the date, from DD/MM/YY format to MM/DD/YY. I find this particularly annoying as my birthday is 5/6/78. Not 6/5/78.
People Watching

A whole new dimension to people watching.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Godzilla

Crushing CD boxes like cars.
Accidents Happen. Unless your clumsy and then they dont so much happen as occur with great regularity and alarming frequency.
Tight Chest

Slang: a feeling, quite common at weekends, of mild embaresment and shame at the antics of the proceeding night.
Usage: as in:
You were in some state last night!
Suffering from tightchest this morning?

Friday, May 09, 2003

Pop Music

Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Lisa Scott Lee...... and the like.
It is always the latest song
that an audience applauds the most.

Homer, Odyssey

Or otherwise known in the proactive words of todays business men/women as:
The Product Life Cycle.
Monkey Mafia

Women are like the Mafia; strong, independent and highly organised.

Thursday, May 08, 2003

I dont need no education

Education is not worth the paper its printed on.

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Java Flava

If I drink any more coffee I think I will drown.

Saturday, May 03, 2003

Its Official

I have the most boring, mind numbing, spirit crushing, soul destroying, immagination wrecking, will sapping means of gainfull employment. I wellcome you to the exciting world of .... lifeguarding.
Yawn.
Cohorts

I just had a wee read of my previous two entries and have noticed that they both contain the word cohorts. Which brings my site total of cohorts to four. Oh well its not been a very exciting day.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

May Day Elections

Just got back from the polling station and have checked my choices for the local council, region and Scottish Parliamentary elections. Iam quite tempted to say who I voted for, but I wont. Needless to say that I did not vote for either of the two main parties who advocated the recent war. Jack McConnel and his Labour cohorts supported Bush and Blair's war unerringly and believed the war justifiable when only a few dozen pulled down a statue. Many belived that it was "not the Scottish paliamnets duty to discuss Iraq" (Rhona Brandkin - Conservative)and that we should leave it to Westminster. So withhold your vote from the parties that supported war.
-Dont Vote Conservative.
-Dont Vote Labour.