Got my new webcam running, but I'm having problems capturing live streaming data then replaying it using Real or Windows Media Player...

Mr Pigeon,... meet Mr Air Conditioning Unit.

I had the misfortune this week to watch a pigeon fall into an air conditioning unit on the rooftop across from my office window. With an explosion of feathers in a 20ft radius when it first went in, it sounded like a large stone in a washing machine on spin cycle for about 15 minutes after.

The Edinburgh Marathon June 10 2006

Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?
Because it feels so good when I stop.

Happy Birthday To Me

I have just noticed that this blog has been 'going', and I use that terms very loosely, for over three years now. So happy birthday to me.

The Road To Ruin
"
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go-o,
I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
"

The Ramones

wrap your problems in dreams
and alcohol
and depression

You are what you do.
Aristotle

C++

Caveman
Chevalier
Cavalier
Citizen
Comrade
Colleague
Consumer
Corpse

Appy Polly Ollogies

Been redirected from my homepage? Annoyed, frustrated? Sorry but 3uan is currently down as I do some much needed technical stuff. Also known as a face left.

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Well looks like its gonna be a bumper weekend.
Just got confirmation that I have managed to get two tickets for the Red Bull Rail Storm in George Square on Saturday. And we have a visiting master (Mestre Gato) from Brazil across this weekend, who helped create the Senzala group that Iam a member of. So will go to the session on Sunday.
And i have to create my new professional website. So damage limitation for Saturday night is in effect.

AM PM

Its funny how I can never get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.

Muckle

Take gigantic and enormous and just like Wordsworth (remember him?? evil floating spelling cartoon character from early 1980s British educational TV prog...) build yourself a new word: ginormous. Use it in everyday conversation and people dont even blink, ie. I had a ginormous lunch today.

Long Story Short

The End.

Suits you suh!

The suits that i wear to work must be purposefully deigned to cook you during the summer and freeze you in winter.

Over the Rainbow

Weekends are like rainbows, they look good from a distance but dissappear up close.

Position Sought : Dr Who

Question ~ What do you do with a history degree and a masters in software engineering? (Apart from look pissed off.)
Answer ~ Get a job as the good doctor, write a computer program that can transport you back in time in a small, but big on the inside, blue police box. And get a robot dog. Cool.
Do Do Doooooooo, dew dew dewwwwwwww

Lost in Music

Responsibility to me
is a tradgedy,
I'll get a job some other time...

heebeegeebies

After hurricane lucy arrived in embra on Saturday evenning and a crazy night to follow (gale force 10) i had a 48 hour hangover and have only started to recover now.

Quote from my Dad today

Oh what a wicked web we weave when we first set to decieve.

Lunchy Munchy

Went to the wee baked tattie shop today and it was braw. Well worth the money. Quality choice. The potato was about the size of my head.